Hey, does anyone ever come to this website anymore?  I was thinking of killing it off and devoting the server space to something more useful, but then Homestead increased my server space allocation, so I might as well let it ride a while longer.  But if you DO still come here, and want to make sure that it continues, please just send me a quick note (click here and make it easy on yourself) so I'll know about it.  Thanks!

Meanwhile, be sure to keep in touch with your 5ive-South pals and gals at the official Yahoo Groups message board.  Check out all the details right here.  The message board is definitely where the 5ive South Action is these days.

Other New News:  I, your humble webmaster and correspondent, have launched yet another website, my Kosstamojen Gallery of Fine Photographic Arts; feel free to visit it here.  No brag, just fact!

Also, you may have noticed that THE CHIEF has been turned into virtual
personna non gratta
by our beloved University Administration.  Rat bastards!!  Please check out the latest grumbling at the Keep-The-Chief page right here.  And if you have any other ideas, I implore you to share them on our Message Board.

Shameless self promotion department:  remember that I have to earn a living, so I can buy food, so I can maintain enough strength to keep this web page up.... so if you have a chance, recommend my  consulting web pages to collegues of yours that might have training or consulting budgets. 

Also, there is always the soon-to-be-famous Thursday Night Movie Review site as well as
Larry's Movie Reviews
that you are invited to visit....some of you without kids may actually see a movie or two now and then, and this might have some meagre value to you.

And of course there are Jokes, Jokes, Jokes..... Yes, I do add new ones from time to time (latest additions, 4/15/2001), keep checking back in...(see the new pages of ENGINEER JOKES and DIRTY JOKES and CLASSIC JOKES)... read them here and submit some to me here.....


This website* is dedicated to the brave men and women of Townsend 5 South at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, and the sheep that love them.
To all 5ive South Alumni and Friends!!
This website* is dedicated to the brave men and women of Townsend 5 South at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, and the sheep that love them.
ugly bunch of old coots, aren't they?
Welcome!  Now go home....
Please check in and add or read comments in our 5 South Guest Book
or send comments directly to the perpetrator of this site......
Site under constant construction!! (in true Chicago fashion) so come back early and often and send me suggestions.........

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Hey, does anyone ever come to this website anymore?  I was thinking of killing it off and devoting the server space to something more useful, but then Homestead increased my server space allocation, so I might as well let it ride a while longer.  But if you DO still come here, and want to make sure that it continues, please just send me a quick note (click here and make it easy on yourself) so I'll know about it.  Thanks!

Meanwhile, be sure to keep in touch with your 5ive-South pals and gals at the official Yahoo Groups message board.  Check out all the details right here.  The message board is definitely where the 5ive South Action is these days.

Other New News:  I, your humble webmaster and correspondent, have launched yet another website, my Kosstamojen Gallery of Fine Photographic Arts; feel free to visit it here.  No brag, just fact!

Also, you may have noticed that THE CHIEF has been turned into virtual
personna non gratta
by our beloved University Administration.  Rat bastards!!  Please check out the latest grumbling at the Keep-The-Chief page right here.  And if you have any other ideas, I implore you to share them on our Message Board.

Shameless self promotion department:  remember that I have to earn a living, so I can buy food, so I can maintain enough strength to keep this web page up.... so if you have a chance, recommend my  consulting web pages to collegues of yours that might have training or consulting budgets. 

Also, there is always the soon-to-be-famous Thursday Night Movie Review site as well as
Larry's Movie Reviews
that you are invited to visit....some of you without kids may actually see a movie or two now and then, and this might have some meagre value to you.

And of course there are Jokes, Jokes, Jokes..... Yes, I do add new ones from time to time (latest additions, 4/15/2001), keep checking back in...(see the new pages of ENGINEER JOKES and DIRTY JOKES and CLASSIC JOKES)... read them here and submit some to me here.....


Are you looking for five south, the southern CA based band?  Sorry, pardner, but you've come to the wrong place.  Click the above link to go to their website.