5 South Christmas Carols Please Relieve My Blue Balls, Holly: (sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Please relieve my blue balls, Holly Fa la la la la, la la la la Suck me off and make me jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la I don't want a double header Fa la la la la, la la la la 'Cause a triple would be better Fa la la la la, la la la la Twelve Days of Christmas: (sung to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas") On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..... 12 twats a-twitching 11 fags butt fucking 10 tits a-jostling 9 men masturbating 8 assholes farting 7 sluts a-sucking 6 ladies laying 5 Golden Balls.......... 4 prophylactics.... 3 French Ticklers 2 Dildoes and a dingleberry in a pear tree. Homos and Fags: (sung to the tune of "Silver and Gold") Homos and Fags Homos and Fags Everyone wishes for Homos and Fags How do you measure their worth? Just by the size of their penis girth. Homos and Fags Homes and Fags Means so much more when I see Homos and Fags buttfucking By every Christmas tree We Three Kinks: (sung to the tune of "We Three Kings") We three kings of Orient are Jacking off in the back of a car Raving, ranting, moaning, panting til we shoot our wad. Ohh, ohh, Wad of wonder, wad of might Wad shot into Anita's hair. We Are Santa's Fags: (sung to the tune of "We Are Santa's Elves") Ho, ho, ho...Ho, ho, ho.... We are Santa's fags. We are Santa's fags, Filling santa's bags... Dolls we try out, See if they cry out We are Santa's fags. We've a special job each year, we don't like to brag Christmas Eve, we always fill Santa's bag!! (no parody needed for that line) Holly Jolly ButtFuck: (sung to the tune of "Holly Jolly Christmas") Have a Holly Jolly Buttfuck, its the best time of the year Oh by golly, have a Holly Jolly Buttfuck this year Ho, Ho, the Dildo, hung where you can see Somebody waits for you, Goose her once for me! Have a Holly Jolly Buttfuck, and in case you didn't hear Oh by golly, have a Holly Jolly Buttfuck this year! Hey!!! I know these are woefully incomplete!!! I'm depending on youse guys (yes, YOU) to send me in the complete and correct lyrics, plus other songs. You know who you are, you perverts!!!!! E-mail them to me already!!!! |
How about some oral sex?? |
Wanna look in my sack?? |
Make like me and get outta here!!! |
